Weird kids' show quotes?

Have you ever watched a kids' show that had a really funny/messed up quote? I have two examples: on an episode of The Letter People, there's a part where a police officer says "Jiggle my Jello! It has to be he, the junkman Mr. J!". Then there was the episode of Adventures in Wonderland (a show that was on the Disney channel in the 90s) where the Mad Hatter has a sore throat and when the Queen asks him if he's seen a doctor, he says "The last one I saw was t melons in the produce department." (I have no idea how they got away with that.) Has anyone else ever heard anything really wrong or funny in a kids' show?